stop asking me “wyd” i am literally at home losing my mind
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Watch me roll up to the picnic with my bag of wet fruit
this is how they make lacroix
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do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms
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What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
very polite
Multitasking
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